Jul. 16th, 2011

[ public phone call ]
Everyone, I am sorry to bother you so suddenly! I, um... I don't need to say this!

I am an alcoholic! No wait, I mean! m-mi, I only drink a bit and I am very good at not becoming too drunk! But I am also a few hundred years old mentally, so do not be alarmed! Because back home I am stuck in a cycle of being killed over and over and cannot escape it, or could not as I have learned very much about miracles from Keiichi and my friends---... Mi and Shi have nice bodies and I've tried to touch Mi's--- I play extra hard to see Keiichi dressed up in girl's clothes too--- I mean...---- I enjoy teasing Hanyuu, it is very fun to bully her with spicy foods! I like to play tricks and bully people! I am very manipulative on purpose--- I mean, I.......!!!!!

m-miii! I cannot be saying these things! This is all not true--- it actually is, I am speaking the tru---gaaah!! [ A very  flustered Rika hangs up the phone quickly, trying to stop herself from saying anything more ]